Low-budget filmmaking tip #204
Before you write a script, it doesn’t hurt to also write down a little explanatory copy for each character. It’s important to know — for each person — who they are now, who they want to be, and what’s preventing them from achieving that.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #168
In your genre script, you don’t have to worry about explaining each and every little detail. If it’s sci-fi, for example, we are willing to accept jetpacks. In fantasy, we are willing to accept spells. But please avoid contradicting reality too much. People are smarter than you think and when you blatantly contradict common sense, you’re gonna honk ‘em off.
Seducing people into a willing suspension of disbelief is easy. They’re already willing to go there if they’re watching a sci-fi movie. Keeping them there is actually pretty easy, too. But once you contradict what they know, you’re hosed.
For example, if I had a sci-fi movie where people are flying around, there’s got to be some kind of reason for it, however far-fetched. They can be wearing itty-bitty jetpacks and the audience will buy it, but if they can just fly, it makes no sense.
Contradicting yourself is even more problematic. For example, say you established that someone could, with proper training (“with proper training” is one of those tools, by the way, to allow us to accept that people can do extraordinary things), learn how to manipulate a mystical energy field and do really cool things and fight with laser swords and so forth. Then, say, two movies later, you declare it’s only possible because they are unusual and have lots of some sort of gizmo in their blood. That’s contradicting your own rules. That’s a killer.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #165
It’s easy to think you don’t need a script, or that a script is a pain to deal with, or that writing is easy. None of that is true. Although we sometimes joke that “the script practically writes itself,” recognize that this is tongue in cheek. Writing is hard work. A lot of delicate and careful elements go into each script, and everything — characters, settings, props, mood, motivations, and more — must balance carefully. It’s a craft.
This is not to say that the other elements of filmmaking aren’t crafts, but the script is the first and lowest-level document. Everything has to come from the script at some point. Every character, every setting, every description, everything.
The script is the blueprint.
It takes a lot of work to make a good story’s underpinnings invisible.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #141
Storytelling and dialogue are not the same thing. If no one gets the story, it’s not because there isn’t enough dialogue — it’s because the story doesn’t make sense. In fact, if you think you might need more dialogue, you probably need less.
There are always exceptions, but they are so rare, if you think you might be one of them, bet against that horse.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #135
It’s not necessary that you weep at your sad scenes and laugh at your comic scenes, but if you don’t with some consistency, maybe you might want to think about rewriting them.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #131
It’s okay to run a script by a buddy or two, but don’t go overboard. n number of reviewers will give you 2^n opinions. Only run it by people from whom you expect reasonably critical analysis, and more importantly, a desire to have it be better!
Low-budget filmmaking tip #103
Punchlines work best at the end of the joke. This goes for a verbal punchline, a visual punchline, a story punchline, whatever. Set it up with the audience, let them build up a little interest in the Anticipation Bank, and then deliver the punchline.
It’s a trick I picked up doing stand-up and improv. It’s weird to think that there’s a mechanical aspect to comedy, but it sure seems to work.
And by “punchline,” I include non-comic things as well. Even in a dramatic moment, unless you’re very, very Memento-style clever, there’s a “punchline,” a place where something is revealed that makes sense of what you’ve already seen in a way you didn’t expect.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #97
If people laugh, it’s funny. If they don’t laugh, it wasn’t funny. This is the only reasonable metric of funny. If this contradicts your expectations, adjust your expectations.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #79
Please don’t ever have a character say “We’ve got company” to announce the arrival of monsters, bad guys, or other undesirables. You can do better. Likewise, “Bingo!” should probably never be used outside of the actual bingo parlor context.
One of the things I try very hard to do with every script I write is to speak all the dialogue out loud. If something sounds funny, it’s outta’ here!
One of the first things to go is repeated use of each other’s names.
I noticed in a script I wrote recently that neither of the two characters even once called each other by name. At first, I thought that was a little weird, until I read it a few times and realized that names were pretty much unnecessary — it was just two people talking in the woods.
I could live a long and happy life and never hear a character say “I got a bad feeling about this” unless it was the setup for a punchline such as “Well, yeah, there’s one of those spiny fish swimming into your urethra — that explains your bad feeling.”
I would actually be amused if a bingo parlor were in a movie, but no one said bingo. Then one of the musing characters would muse “Something just seems to be missing.” She would keep musing until later, in a different location, just as the other characters are working out something complicated, she’d yell out “Bingo!” and they would all ask and she would explain “That’s what was missing from the bingo parlor! Someone shouting Bingo!” They would stare blankly at her, and then she would say “Okay, so what are we talking about, again?”
Although I think “spiny pee fish” would be an awesome name for an avant garde Scottish soft rock band.
Low-budget filmmaking tip #77
Always know what emotion you want your audience to feel, for every character, for every scene, and at the end of the movie. This is your compass, and as long as you follow it, you’ll always stay on track. If you don’t have compass, you’ll just wander around.